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Alien applying for a job

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 Alien looking for a job as aeronautical engineer

 

 



CURRICULUM VITAE

 

 


 

PERSONAL DETAILS   

 

Name: Edgar Gray

 

Date of Birth : unknown, but was a child when adopted by the Roswell Army Air Field (RAAF) on July
                                8, 1947

 

Place of Birth : Zeta Reticuli ( 39 light years  from Earth) located in the Constellation Reticulum

 

Address : USAF Area 51, underground hangar 18 Groom Lake, Nevada USA

 


 

 

 

 

EXPERTISE   

 

- Extraordinary communication skills (telepathy)

 

- Fluent in every human language and in zetanian

 

- IQ of 1000
 

 

 

 

 

CARREER HISTORY   

 

 

- 1952-1968 :  test pilot on flying saucers for the U.S. Government

 

- 1969 :  contributed to Condon report discrediting UFO reports collected in Project Blue Book

 

- 1977 :  worked as aircraft consultant in Steven Spielberg's film, Close Encounters of the Third Kind

 

- 1979 :  became an important member of the Majestic 12 to supervise misinformation campaigns and  government coverup of UFO  
                  reality

 

- 1980-1989 :  worked with Bob Lazar at Papoose Lake facility S-4 on U.S. Government Flying Saucer X project

 

 

HOBBIES   

 

- Cow abduction : 1st rank inThe Intergalactic Cow Abduction Championship 1985  and 2002

 

- Refined taste for art : pictograms and crop circles

 

- Riding flying saucers over Area 51 at night

 

- Playing mouse and cat with fighter pilots in the clouds

 

 

KEY ACHIEVEMENTS    

 

 

- invented an antigravitational stabilizer to strengthen BOEING aircrafts security

 

- knows Michael Jackson personally (second cousin)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Comments (1)

chris yukna said

at 10:27 am on Oct 23, 2007

when you load the page it is impossible to tell what it is
can you make a table so that you can have text next to the picture? cool

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