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CV monster

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Simon AREVERSE

12 years old

Kansasian surfer, ugly

Adress : Under a bridge

 

 

 

 

 

 

PROFESSIONAL OF THE HANDSOMENESS

 

Professional content:

 

2006 : I was fired of the Loreal testing panel.

2004 - 2005 : I was cleaner of elephant's ass.

2002 - 2004 : I was chiropodist

2000 - 2002 : I worked as cabinet-maker in detention.

1999 - 2000 : Unemployed, because my mum wanted me to stay at home. I watched TV eating a lot of  fatty food.

 

 

Capabilities :

 

  • My skin accepts all kind of cream.
  • Member of the Alcoholics Anonymous for 11 years.
  • President of the 2007 gay-pride's organisation board.
  • I have ever broken a camera, simply taking a photography of me.

 

 

Computer abilities :

 

What?

 

 

Hobbies :

 

  • Watching me in the mirror.
  • Cooking for my friends.
  • Making babies.

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