Curriculum Vitae
Personal Details
Name: Jack Frost
Adresse: Christmas market, Snowmonton, USA
Age: 9 years old
Education
1999 - 2001 Day nursery Snowmonton
2001 - 2005 Kindergarten Snowmonton
Since 2005 Primary School Snowmonton
Experiences
1998 - 2007 Summer job as puddle
2004 - 2007 In wintertime: other vacation jobs such as cooling aggregate for organ donations, disposal of needless critters and supporting actor in lousy splatter movies
Hobbies:
Bowling, snowball fight (to the finish), feasting on the flesh of the dead, not reading this
Job profile
I'm looking for a job for the christmas holidays, during day- or nighttime, in- or outside (but not in overheated rooms). As I'm still young and backwards in growth, I fit well in the pockets of, for example, defaulting customers, unbeloved teachers or whoever you would like to miss some fingers or vital organs.
I' also like to develop my general interest in mass destruction as a wrecker's ball - with the help of snowslides if necessary.
Comments (1)
chris said
at 9:19 pm on Oct 23, 2007
could you lighten the picture
it seems a little dark
funny idea
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