Job Profile

I am looking for the post of director of your center for drug research, Sr Pedroso. I am totally qualified for this job and you must know that testing the effects of new drugs on human beings is one of my dream. Indeed until today it was only a hobby for me and having only few guinea pigs at my disposal I used to test my creations (I started my career as a herbalist) on me. 

Personal Details

Name: John Doe (I don't remember my real name...)

Date of birth: 6/7/1998

Address: 6 Calle San Pedro, Guadalajara, MEXICO

Education

2004         :                                 Passed the Los Angeles Police Academy tests to join their narcotic Department.

2000 2002:                               Courses of pharmacology, pharmacognosy and herbalism in the University of Mexico

                                                   Graduation October 2002

Career History

December 2006 - July 2007:   Reintegrated in the Narcotics Department of the LAPD (the accusations againsts me were rejected due to a                                                         lack of clues and witnesses)

                                                    Infiltration mission into the cartel of my former boss Victor Allende in order to dismantle his network in the US                                                         West Coast

                                                   But this time they definitively fired me from the police just because they suspected me of bitting severely                                                                another policeman during my mission !! I only avoid the pen thanks to extenuating circumstances.

June December 2006:            Suspended for 6 months due to accusations of diversion of seized goods and excessive violence (I was only                                                        doing my job!!)

2004 - June 2006:                   Detective in the Narcotics Department of the LAPD

2003 - 2004:                           Work for Victor Allende

                                                  Dealer in the US West Coast until I was arrested in Los Angeles.

                                                 The LAPD offered me the possibility to work with them instead of going to jail.

2002 - 2003:                            Herbalist in my home town Guadalajara

Capabilities and Competences

                                                Fluent in English and Spanish

                                                Already have contacts in the police and know their methods

                                                Know almost everything about an important drug baron, V.Allende, and his clients in the west coast.

                                                Despite my size, I don't have any problem to manage teams (I know how to impose my authority as you can see                                                 in the picture I put in the top of my cv)

 Hobbies

                                               I love reading the Herald Tribune with a cup of Scotch whisky in my bed every morning, testing my creations (that I                                                consider as master pieces) and running after mamies (bitting them sometimes if necessary)