Cook specialized in human flesh based food
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Human skin cloths designer
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Personal Details:
Name: Leatherface
Nickname: Sweetie Baby Boy
Date of Birth: 1974 according to Texas police registry
Address: Can be found just behind your back
Relationship Status: Single (never married with a living person)
Particularities:
- Severely mentally retarded and mentally disturbed
- Shouldn’t be left alone
- Wanted by the police
- Didn’t win the “Texas Most Beautiful Baby of the Year” award in 1975
- Relatively slow
Education:
Absolutely none (but has already seen a school once)
Experiences:
1984 – 1989: worked as a cook for his family. Specialized in hitchhikers flesh based meals with chili or barbecue sauce.
1990: invented the Mc Brain: the first hamburger with two big size steaks made with human brain.
1990 – 1994: worked as a utility man for his uncle. Made his first items with human skin: curtains, lampshades, gloves, pillows…
1995: sabbatical year: killed people just to prevent his chainsaw from rust.
1996 – 1999: worked for a local suit company named “Suit up!” as a responsible for the supply in raw materials (tissues). The company made great benefits during those years.
2000: realized the first wedding dress entirely made with teenage girls skin.
2000 – 2006: worked as a cook in a local administration. Several people missing but no food shortage even during the strong winter of 2004.
Unemployed since 2006
Expertise:
- Knows how to use a chainsaw or a sledgehammer like no one else
- Speaks the “Grrrrouaaaahhhmmmmouaaarrrhhhh” language. TOGIC (Test Of Grrrrouaaaahhhmmmmouaaarrrhhhh for International Communication) score: 940/990
- Can carry several human bodies at the same time
Hobbies:
- Loves listening and singing Gregorian chants
- Bones collector
- Member of American Anti Tobacco Association
- Keen on ancient Greek philosophy
Favorite Quotes:
“Please don’t run!!”
“Grrrrouaaaahhhmmmmouaaarrrhhhh!!!!!!!!!!”
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